.Oblivion is bliss, Selective amnesia is great.

The Theatrette just had a verbal diarrhoea at * 11:39 PM *

Monday, April 18, 2005

CON MAN ALERT!!

yup. last friday. i went to NUH! and went back to woodlands to meet up with shy. i was waiting for her at the same old place. = letter box! and there was this funny looking guy. he was wearing woodlands sec uniform and he approached me. wa..the way he tried to con my money was totally brainless. i've never seen someone as brainless as him seriously. i think my primary school cousin can do much more better than him. and he was only trying to cheat my 3 bucks away. i thought he should have asked for more. he spoke to me in chinese. and i think i was rather kind to him. continue reading plssss....

con man: er xiao jie ni you mei you san kuai qian? ying wei wo yao da MRT qu pasir ris. wo yao hui jia.(erm excuse me, do you have three dollars? because i need to take the train home to pasir ris .
me: (i didnt hear what he said clearly. i thought he wanted to change money with me. so i took out my purse and checked for any sign of 3 dollars.) erm..wo mei you san kuai qian. zhi you shi kuai. (i dont have 3 dollars. smallest notes is ten.)
con man: oo..na bu yong jing.(it's ok nvm)
he walked off. i didnt notice anything wierd until... he came up to me again.

con man: er gang cai ni shuo ni you shi kuai right? na wo men qu na ge counter huan la. ( just now u said you have 10 bucks right? why not you co to the counter and change it?)
me: ( i started to realise something is going wrong. so i asked this question)huh? she me counter? orh! ni jiang na ge control station ar? na ni yao wo huan qian zuo she me? ( huh wad counter? orh. you are talking about the control stn? why do you want me to change the money for?)
con man: wo yao geng ni jie 3 kuai qian.ying wei wo yao da MRT qu pasir ris. wo yao hui jia. ( because i need to take the train home to pasir ris ).
me: (note: i am starting to expose him...)huh? ni yao geng wo jie 3 kuai? na ni yao zhe me huan wo?( then how are you going to return that money to me?)
con man: ( think he has some probs. he actually gave me a stupid answer)mei you. ni geng wo qu. wo ba qi kuai huan gei ni. (you go to the control station with me. i'll return you the 7 bucks)
me: no. wo jiang ni yao zhe me huan gei wo 3 kuai qian? (how r u gg to return me that 3 bucks?)
conman: erm.. ni you mei you du shu ar? (are you still schooling?)
me: mei you.(no)
conman: (didnt know how to go on with me. so he made an excuse to sneak off) aiya~ na bu yong jing. (it;s ok never mind)

and he went off.

the questions he asked really made no sense at all lor. if i am still schooling, will be there at tt time? and i think he thinks that i am those naive girls out there? brainless as he is? there are soo many loopholes frm what he said seriously.

OMG! look at the testimonial shiyin wrote me. nicee isnt it?

one of my crappiest friend in wgs. yet, i love her. she's unique in a sense, tat she always...
'slap me for nth
`slap me on my back
`whisper nonsense into my ears
`kept replaying the same song cos she missed one part of the song
`share tom yam soup wif me
`take the farniest pics in mrt
`joke ard in public
`lol in public
`made eye contact wif me and we luff thou we nv even tok
`'gop' my hse's food
`complain the weather, regardless it's raining or sunny
`aim for seats simply anywhere
`ask me when to go k box
`ask me 'zhe me ban!?' when sth is goin to happen
`tok wif me in class and kena scolded by tchers
`try her best to force her eyes open when takin pics
`cant stop luffin
`complain how her hair jus refuse to grow longer
`complain how come her hair is oways soo thick
`paranoid over tiny matters`on fire for jus 3 secs
`quarrel wif cy and patch up within a day or two*u're always on my mind.* am i in urs? =)

sometimes it's so annoying to get to know people. it's like getting to know different people throughout your life. so sickening. hate that.

.Oblivion is bliss, Selective amnesia is great.

The Theatrette just had a verbal diarrhoea at * 9:14 PM *

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

alright...to sum up these few days.. i must say it's indeed enjoyable. working as a telemarketer..is quite fun actually.you get to see different wierd names. and different funny thing will happen to you. like for an example, take yesterday's incident for an example. i giggled all the way when shiyin spoke into the phone.
" hello may i speak to huang xiao long?"

i laughed all the way.somehow affected her. cz her voice seemed shaky.

and later i encountered 2 funny incidents also. there's this lady named HAR MEE MEE once i saw her name, i broke into unbreakable laughter again. shiyin gave me tt wierd face i showed her the name, and both of us laughed like hell. next on the list was HEE MEE MEE!!! OH MY GOODNESS.there both of us laughed...

shiyin and i cut our hair on monday. at far east. she looked normal la.as for me... ... ahahar shiyin said i looked like a butch. shit. and i dont know wad's wrong with her on monday, she kept on holding my hands. held my hands when crossing the road. i know tt's kinda sweet but i am no les. and she held my wrist while shopping also.i could feel almost everyone looking at me.

karine: stop holding my hand lei, i dont want to be a butch. (she laughed and quickly released my hand)
shiyin: okok


above is the rough conversation exchanged when she held my hand on mon. -.-'''

luckily i wore skirt on mon. if not people might view me as a butch. : x

even my sis, she didnt let me off either.

conversation exchanged on mon night.

karine: jie i cut my hair. did you even notice it?
lindy: oh you did? ya can see it's obvious.
karine: oh, so what do you think?
lindy: kinda funky
karine: and?
lindy: funky la.
karine: heng ar! my friend said i look like a butch..(was kinda relieve)
lindy:( she laughed out loud.) i didnt thought of that if you havent said that.
me: tsk... i am not a butch!!

later on i asked her how can i enhance my hair. as in make it nicer, so i wont look like a butch. she told me to band up my hair. so i'll look like girl sch's girls. not a butch.

i took my hair band to her. and i said
me: help me band up my hair.
sis: eeeeuuu..go away..i'm straight.
me: eh don like tt lei. i am staright also. i am not crooked
sis: no.you arent you are a butch. (laughing)
me: tsk..plssss....(and she band up my hair for me.which looked like shit)

and yesterday...i just finished my shower and my towel dropped on my room's floor.

me:help me pick up my towel.
sis: throw this floor rag away.(she joked)
me: dont..dont do that. u will enrage the butch. consequences are unwanted. butch may slap u. (trying to be serious)


and just now... when was about to leave the house...

"bye butchie" is what she said.
"ok bye." i replied.
and she said i admit that i am a butch. but the fact is that i didnt hear what she said clearly. -.-'''

that's all for now...

我知道 只有你了解我 多像云 永远都跟着风...

.Oblivion is bliss, Selective amnesia is great.

The Theatrette just had a verbal diarrhoea at * 11:26 AM *

there..i kept my promise didnt i? i said i wld post pics i took on the train on my blog in the last few entries, and here i am doing it now. :)))))

we've got dimples! but u dont!! 8P

wad r u looking at?!

yea baby~you're mine tonight.wahar : X

retards.

super retarded.

ahahahar..

primary school girls. ^__^

hi piggies

dig mine and i'll dig yours. wahahar.

the dao and the angry.

finger petals.

DONE!

.Oblivion is bliss, Selective amnesia is great.

The Theatrette just had a verbal diarrhoea at * 11:03 AM *

Saturday, April 09, 2005

oh my..something's wrong with my blog again. BLA~ i like the skin so much. and it says bandwidth oversize? *pouts*

i have to look for a new skin. BLA~

today doesnt seem to be the right day for me. i am so damn pissed with my parents. they made me waited for 1 hour plus just now. close to hour and a half. kept me wating like a fool at AMK!! wa man... the sad part is i am not even exaggerating.

went alexandra hospital yesterday alone. poor thing aint i? and i met this wierd lady. obviously in her late twenties to early thirties.

"i'll pair up with you" is what she said.
"ok". i replied. and without much hesitation i started introducing myself.
obviously we were in different frequency. i didnt bother to comprehend what she said also. she liked AH (alexandra hospital)i didnt. though i did innitially. ^__^ bad ar?
"you are so jovial. made me younger a few years" she said
"oh~ haha" i smiled at her.
when we were about to end, she stayed back to ask the hr manager a few questions. i took the chance and ran off. i was too terrified. i felt extremely awkward yesterday. cz i was alone i guess.

i bet if i used the language i use in my everyday life, she wld be scared... i am so sad. yesterday those peeps who attended the openhouse were obviosly from nyp also. and they were in pairs. -.-'''

i havent seen cy for a month already. and we havent chatted for a wk or so. sad huh?

sch's starting next week. i keep having this phobia of getting into a new environment and making new friends. my bro's girlfriend asked me to beware of backstabbers. and she said the life in poly is so much different from sec schs. DIE! what if i found someone that is totally at polar ends with me. then i shall jump?

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.Oblivion is bliss, Selective amnesia is great.

The Theatrette just had a verbal diarrhoea at * 5:38 PM *

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

oh..smth really nice. smth sweet. at least i think it is. shiyin told me about this yesterday. she said meiling posted this on friendster bulletin. i just added a few pnts in it. guys..reflect upon yourself okays... tsk tsk tsk.. GALS...

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the boy who kisses your forhead,
who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
who holds your hand in front of his friends,
who thinks you're just as pretty without make up on.
who hugs you when you are feeling down
who knows where to look for you when you go missing/when you are sad.
wait for the one who adds colour to your everyday life
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."
Wait for the guy who gives you piggy backrides in the public

.Oblivion is bliss, Selective amnesia is great.

The Theatrette just had a verbal diarrhoea at * 2:28 PM *

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

oh how dumb can i be? i actually tripped myself at home.when i walked from the kitchen back to my bed room just now. BLA~

kays back to wad i did yesterday. eherm! attention! this post is long. if patience is not present, kindly get lost. thx.ahar..jk lar.

back to yesterday ...2nd attempt on invading the swissotel lounge. reuslt = failed! but we actually went up kays. went up to the 65th floor if i m not wrong. but couldnt go up nimores. so cool. we actually sneaked in. cz pj was wearing the canberra skirt and wgs top lor. and and..hahar..we are underage. : P

1st attempt was on the prom night itself. i said i wanted to bring them to the lounge.but too bad we were few minutes late and the lounge was closed. tt's why we had to spend our night at the kopitiam.

ok. innitially only shy n i.tt means, there were only the 2 of us. shopping ard in orchard. then dont know what happened shy found out tt pj was in fareast too. and she's meeting up with iwan cz they need to buy present for their 'ex' boss philips.4th april... he treated us dinner. ya smth like tt. aft we finished our dinner, it was abt 7 plus 8 already. and we decided to set off to singapore river. took train to cityhall and bla bla bla. when i saw the swissotel... aha..that means we didnt get to go to singapore river. i mean in the end we did la.

the hotel is so kewl~ ok dn we proceeded to the explanade and saw some musician playing music in the public. nice! they are so extremely talented. and the nxt venue was the explanade's top floor. there we saw pple filming down there and we were happily taking fotos when iwan's frens came to claim him for prata... we did an introduction and yup. we went our own way. home that is... and were happily snapping fotos on train.. from cityhall all the way to admiralty.

ya 2mr i'll show you some retarded photos we took. they are seriously funny.

BOO! went for a health check up 2dae. the xray part. i was extremely... dont know if i should say or not. i mean completely without the sense of security lor. shiyin should know why. damn embarrassing.. my face turned red... ahahahahar. and the next station was the blood test.. bla~ i was almost on the verge of screaming out. the nurse took out the needle. so damn long and thick. it wasnt like tt when i went for hep B test with my sis earlier on...

i looked away when she poked that freaking needle into my vein. and when she took it out of course. basically i wasnt looking at the needle throughout the whole process..i was afraid if i get tensed up the needle might get stuck in me. ahar. aft the blood test, this thought kept on bothering me. i actually was wondering if she sterilized the needle. if not... then...i'm going to be dead.

oh ya. and the lady docter who checked me was kinda scary at the last station. she looked like..a witch. serious. i think she might give me nightmares tonight. D : she pressed my stomach and pelvis and stuff. i couldnt help it but laughed out. she looked at me and asked: why what happened?

i said: *giggling* nothing. but i just feel ticklish. and i giggleed throughout.

and she smiled at me after the checkup. she looked so stern at first.

BENJI ... I GUESS HE'S AFRAID OF THE BLOOD TESTING PART. HE SAID HE ISNT.BUT JUST DO NOT LIKE IT. BUT I THINK IT'S MORE TO THE SCARED PART.LOL... AHAHAHAHAR

.Oblivion is bliss, Selective amnesia is great.

The Theatrette just had a verbal diarrhoea at * 9:05 PM *

oh mine.. i am so freaking pissed. i just typed a nicely layed out post out.. and something happened to my bloody com and the whole internet icon dissapeared. @#!^&*#*!! i shall continue mabbez tmr kays? cz i am super duper happy today! i m gg to share my hapiness with all of you! la la la la la la la..hee hee ^__^

.Oblivion is bliss, Selective amnesia is great.

The Theatrette just had a verbal diarrhoea at * 12:13 AM *

Sunday, April 03, 2005

DAY 1... ...

karine: i want to play.

johnson: cant. this game is only for one person.

karine: fine.

DAY 2... ...

12 pls at night..

karine: i want to play lei...

johnson: only one player how to play?

karine: dont bluff kays. tt time at aunt's hse i played it with georgine they all.can play with 2 players lor!

johnson: silent.

karine: i can help you to kill all the small soldiers if you want. then you can go take the generals. then you can level up. provided you let me play.(i smiled at him)

johnson: WAIT LA!

karine: i kept quiet. DAY 3... ...

karine: sigh..i am bored.(holding on to the style weddings mag. erm..tt's my sis's)

johnson: silent~ (my brother didnt reply. too obsessed with his game i guess)

karine: hey i am bored!(i roared)

johnson: so?

karine: so i want to play the ps 2! stop it now. i want to play.

johnson: ok wait i save first.

i waited for long. still i didnt get to play. he said i must wait for him to safe first. but i realised he startyed another game. he's so baddddddd.... : (

.Oblivion is bliss, Selective amnesia is great.

The Theatrette just had a verbal diarrhoea at * 5:56 PM *

oohhppss...ahar..it's not i dont want to change my skin kays. it's because the blogskin webby is under construction. so...yar~ i've been listening to the songs shiyin sent me yesterday. twins. i kinda like them. quite nice lar.

nxt wk is gg to be a rather a occupied week. i have to go for health checkup. prepare all the stuffs that i must mail..bla bla bla..buy stuffs for poly...haircut..and not forgeting my brother's 21st birthday.not forgeting nomis's birthday. : D

dn nxt wk gg out with cy..pj's celebration?! sch orientation. dn sch will start officially. i min for my course la.

pls remember. pj's birthday on 19th april ar. rmb to buy her something!! EVERYBODY!! at least wish her a happybirthday.

.Oblivion is bliss, Selective amnesia is great.

The Theatrette just had a verbal diarrhoea at * 5:31 PM *

Friday, April 01, 2005

aha..temporary skin..pls be patient..

oh gosh i am a genius i mean i am so accurate. last week i guess, i helped my brother's girlfriend to do a reading with tarot. and the cards said her pets will be dying later part in the week. and her hamster really died. ahahahaha...scary isnt it? i think it is.

i hurt my wrist. it must be because of the bowling session i went with al n kel. didnt feel anything inntially. but now it hurts. BLA~

i am starting to get along well with my brother's girlfriend now. quite nice person la. i am starting to miss cy now. i haevnt seen her for like 2 weeks already? aha..

went to send my brother off at changi airport last night. reached home around 2 plus in the morning..aha..i'm starting to miss him too. though i always seemed as if i dont like him at all.

i'll be rather busy this weekend. my sis asked a few contractors to my new house this sat. and we're going for show rooms on sun. ahar..

.Oblivion is bliss, Selective amnesia is great.

The Theatrette just had a verbal diarrhoea at * 3:15 PM *