Monday, April 18, 2005

yup. last friday. i went to NUH! and went back to woodlands to meet up with shy. i was waiting for her at the same old place. = letter box! and there was this funny looking guy. he was wearing woodlands sec uniform and he approached me. wa..the way he tried to con my money was totally brainless. i've never seen someone as brainless as him seriously. i think my primary school cousin can do much more better than him. and he was only trying to cheat my 3 bucks away. i thought he should have asked for more. he spoke to me in chinese. and i think i was rather kind to him. continue reading plssss....

con man: er xiao jie ni you mei you san kuai qian? ying wei wo yao da MRT qu pasir ris. wo yao hui jia.(erm excuse me, do you have three dollars? because i need to take the train home to pasir ris .
me: (i didnt hear what he said clearly. i thought he wanted to change money with me. so i took out my purse and checked for any sign of 3 dollars.) erm..wo mei you san kuai qian. zhi you shi kuai. (i dont have 3 dollars. smallest notes is ten.)
con man: oo..na bu yong jing.(it's ok nvm)
he walked off. i didnt notice anything wierd until... he came up to me again.

con man: er gang cai ni shuo ni you shi kuai right? na wo men qu na ge counter huan la. ( just now u said you have 10 bucks right? why not you co to the counter and change it?)
me: ( i started to realise something is going wrong. so i asked this question)huh? she me counter? orh! ni jiang na ge control station ar? na ni yao wo huan qian zuo she me? ( huh wad counter? orh. you are talking about the control stn? why do you want me to change the money for?)
con man: wo yao geng ni jie 3 kuai qian.ying wei wo yao da MRT qu pasir ris. wo yao hui jia. ( because i need to take the train home to pasir ris ).
me: (note: i am starting to expose him...)huh? ni yao geng wo jie 3 kuai? na ni yao zhe me huan wo?( then how are you going to return that money to me?)
con man: ( think he has some probs. he actually gave me a stupid answer)mei you. ni geng wo qu. wo ba qi kuai huan gei ni. (you go to the control station with me. i'll return you the 7 bucks)
me: no. wo jiang ni yao zhe me huan gei wo 3 kuai qian? (how r u gg to return me that 3 bucks?)
conman: erm.. ni you mei you du shu ar? (are you still schooling?)
me: mei you.(no)
conman: (didnt know how to go on with me. so he made an excuse to sneak off) aiya~ na bu yong jing. (it;s ok never mind)

and he went off.

the questions he asked really made no sense at all lor. if i am still schooling, will be there at tt time? and i think he thinks that i am those naive girls out there? brainless as he is? there are soo many loopholes frm what he said seriously.

OMG! look at the testimonial shiyin wrote me. nicee isnt it?

one of my crappiest friend in wgs. yet, i love her. she's unique in a sense, tat she always...
'slap me for nth
`slap me on my back
`whisper nonsense into my ears
`kept replaying the same song cos she missed one part of the song
`share tom yam soup wif me
`take the farniest pics in mrt
`joke ard in public
`lol in public
`made eye contact wif me and we luff thou we nv even tok
`'gop' my hse's food
`complain the weather, regardless it's raining or sunny
`aim for seats simply anywhere
`ask me when to go k box
`ask me 'zhe me ban!?' when sth is goin to happen
`tok wif me in class and kena scolded by tchers
`try her best to force her eyes open when takin pics
`cant stop luffin
`complain how her hair jus refuse to grow longer
`complain how come her hair is oways soo thick
`paranoid over tiny matters`on fire for jus 3 secs
`quarrel wif cy and patch up within a day or two*u're always on my mind.* am i in urs? =)

sometimes it's so annoying to get to know people. it's like getting to know different people throughout your life. so sickening. hate that.