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Monday, November 20, 2006

saw the pictures?

please try to understand that i've been trying hard to blog and that i have no time to spare.

it's 27th november today. but please try to imagine that it's 20th november, which is last monday. this post was supposed to be written on that day. : D

set youself in the right time and here we go.

was certainly happy for the failed suprise cynthia and henry tried to give me yesterday. ( ok. it suceeded)

let me briefly tell you what happened yesterday after my graphics did the talking. I met cynthia and henry at Orchard MRT station to sing our afternoon away. And like usual, henry was LATE again. When cyn called him, he claimed that he was still having lunch with his family at some kim tian place if i my memory havent failed me. ( oh wow great! *with a tinge of sarcasm if you havent noticed*)

Ok. That was the moment i noticed something was different. Cynthia was holding a box which i assumed to be a cake(bakerz'in ok!), and which, cynthia claimed that it was her friend who passed it to her. Ok. that answer was enough to subdue my curiosity/suspicion. Moreover, it was too early to do anything for my birthday.

We went around a little to kill time while waiting for henry to arrive. And Cynthia carelessly dropped a candle on the floor which got my suspicion heightening again. This time round she gave another excuse, and me, being so mindless, waved off the idea of anything special that's going to happen on that very day.

We proceeded to K-box. For nearly an hour, after i came back from the ladies with Cynthia, i saw a cake sitting on the table with the happy birthday chocolate on it. They left me flabbergusted.

Unexpected, it was.

Fluttering heart, i did.

Besides thanking them, i really didnt know what else i could say. And i smiled foolishly throughout the day. Felt like a contented little girl.

The cake was yummy can. Raisins soaked in Rum, and it was super duper chocalaty. I LIKE!

And we danced and sang ourselves crazy after that. Cynthia and Henry fought in the room. Throwing peanuts, crackers and cup holder all over the place. And i just watched... ...

Truely enjoyed myself. And we went to see christmas lightings after that.

i feel like as if i'm writing a piece of plain compo without any plot or twist. No climax no nothing.

The Theatrette just had a verbal diarrhoea at * 7:02 PM *

Thursday, November 09, 2006

i was so fascinated by the SUPER DUPER BIG MARIO in the game christine was playing the whole afternoon. of course, it comes with mini games. i love love the mini games. : D

Have you seen such a big mario before?

nice hor. i wouldnt mind if someone plans to buy this for me. hmmM... *hint hint*

or you could just bank in the $$ straight to my account! (sounds kinda practical)

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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

btw, this lecturer reminds me of my biology lecturer." do you understand what i am talking? ok, one more time."

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Sunday, November 05, 2006

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Friday, November 03, 2006

not much words shall be published along cz words are cold and flat, and she deserves so much more than that.

and therefore,

The Theatrette just had a verbal diarrhoea at * 11:59 PM *

This happened to me today. I was with my friend at Orchard Paragon this afternoon. She went to the washroom, leaving me sitting outside on a bench eating ice-cream. Halfway through, I heard someone calling out, "Hey, that lady over there!" I turned over and realised a lady Ang Moh was addressing me. She continued, "I think these 2 guys are taking pictures of your legs. And I think that was very rude." With that, she disappeared into a lift.

At that very moment, I was stunned momentarily as I gazed at the 2 guys. They were surprised at having been exposed too, and they too stared at me. We must have been staring at each other for a full 10 secounds and they dumbly stood there for a full minute before they nudged each other and moved away.

I was flabbergusted and helpless at the very moment. wanted to confront them but didnt know what to say or do. afraid that i might create a scene and embarrass myself. too stunned and shocked, not enough man-power ( friend was in the ladies) etc etc.

And i just saw them walked away helplessly.

i am starting a column, to talk about all this pervertic, phsychotic acts that have been done on normal girls like us. Come'on girls! if you have had such experience, please share so that more of us can be prepared when such a time comes and know how to react instantly. let's start off with mine.

please give serious thought they should not be taken as silly antics. because they DID happen.

Scenario 1: Being taken pictures of

1. Be brave. Confront them. Prepare to make a scene and totally embarrass yourself if nothing is discovered in their phones. Pull their shirts and scream loudly to stop them from leaving the scene of crime. But remember to reiterate the point that they HAVE to show you if they have nothing to hide. Apologise if nothing is found.

2. Let them go ?!

Scenario 2: being molested in a MRT train (DAMN PERVERTS)

1. Yell out loud ( what are you doing you pervert! you touched me!) and quickly look around you and ask out loud " can anyone help me?!"

2. If step 1 fails, kick him in the balls if you're both standing ( preferably with knees for greater impact)

or, ifyou're both sitted down, stand up in front of him push his bloody head against glass window behind him.

3. If all else fails, there is a red emergency button beside the sliding door. press it to speak to the control station officers. they will be there at the next station, ready to apprehend him. (recommended by a female police officer)

Scenario 3: Being flashed at ( with his dick, masterbation inclded. Damn them)

1. If there's somebody near you, arouse their attention. and play it by ear from there.

2. Ignore him. ( he didnt touch you, and eventually they'll go "down". you wont have evidence that they flashed

Scenario 4: Being blown whistles at

1. Easy. exhibit your middle finger. but kindly consider the consequences of doing that. (it might trigger their excitment of being noticed and they might pester you)

2. Ignore again! (sometimes ignoring them is the best policy because yet again, they didnt touch you! so just move on and forget about it)

Scenario 5: Being feasted by their intent glares

1. From numerous experiences, it's best to avoid their glares. because when they know they've captured your attention, they actually enjoyed it. some will continue looking at you, some will smile at you. TA MA DE SI PERVERT. also from experience, when you've ignored them long enough, they tend to lose interest and look away.

Scenario 6: When the person next to you dozes off and leans towards you.(unintentionally)

1. Stand up and sit elsewhere

2. Wake him up. " excuse me you are leaning onto me"

3. Shift to the edge of the seat. Let him lean all he wants behind you. (especially when there are no more other seats you can change to)

Scenario 7: When some men seat so very close to you on the train (whether by purpose or not)

1. Keep to yourself as much as possible and avoid contact

2. Put your bag between two of you abruptly to inform him subconsciously that he has invaded your space.

and please dont be suprised if i ever turned into a lesbian because of the encounters.

last but not least,

DO NOT SLEEP IN PUBLIC TRANSPORT! BECAUSE YOU GIVING PERPETRATORS A CHANCE!!!

The Theatrette just had a verbal diarrhoea at * 11:43 PM *

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

these 2 are supposedly to be the supermodel shots. see got wind our fringe are flying! damn cynthia did smth to the 2nd shot and there goes my deco. : ((

see, so many of us. aha.. fascinating ya?

i like the 3 heads. so funny

cynthia's creation. pretty creative. : D not explaining why.

AH! exposed! and definitely not elegant at all. if u can tell that i'm fake-digging my nose. hehe

like this pic the best. like the sun, the butterflies, the clouds and the funny bears doing dragon boat.

i gave her a blonde wig and made myself look hawaiian. so being a blondie isnt that bad right cyn? kekekeke..

i think these are the normal ones. i believe i am capable of doing more fun funny shots!! yay!

sometimes, taking neoprints can actually lighten up ur day!